Netflix is on the hunt for a professional film and TV watcher - sorry, "tagger" - in the UK.
No, really. You get to work from home and everything.
"Successful applicants will be responsible for watching and analyzing films and TV programmes that will be streaming on Netflix in the future. The tagger will deconstruct the films and programmes and describe them using objective tags."
So the lucky bastard that bags the job would essentially be responsible for giving films the labels of "Biopics with a strong female lead" or "Chilling British documentaries," and so forth.
To answer your question - yes, we applied this morning. And then we had a think about other too-good-to-be-true jobs that are actually jobs:
Mario Kart tester
A world where deadlines and 9-5 working hours don’t apply. You roll out of bed and spend your days beating the piss out of that Wario bastard and his child-kidnapping friend Waluigi. Your day would fly by faster than a blue shell on the final straight of Donut Plains…
Eugenie Bouchard’s ball boy
Standing around in the sun all day making sure Bouchard has enough balls stuffed under her micro tennis skirt and keeping her hydrated on the finest Robinson’s juice? Occasionally giving her a pep talk when she’s down so that she falls in love with you like in that horrible Wimbledon film starring Kirsten Dunst? Yeah, alright.
Craft beer taster
We're not talking ram-a-funnel-in-your-gob-and-pour-it-on-home. We're thinking sunny pub gardens where men in white coats sit with clipboards while you sip from chilled bottles with your feet in a paddling pool. And we mean the good kind of men in white coats. Well someone needs to make sure that bottle of Williams Brothers Fraoch ale has got just the right amount of a spicy finish and that that Conwy Colgwyn Gold is hoppy enough.
CLICK HERE for FHM Beer Club.
You're married to Jessica Biel, every guy wants to be you and every girl wants to be on you. You've managed the impossible and shaken off the boy band wanker reputation and dodgy 90s perm to become one of the most successful male solo artists of all time. You also have a very decent Hollywood career which, at one point, involved getting on with Mila Kunis multiple, multiple times.