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01 Carmella Rose: the girl so pretty you'll suddenly throw your phone out the window and then immediately run screaming outside to retrieve it.

02 Why we prefer to leave handstands to the professionals.

 

Sexy handstands

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03 Why more things should have Mario Kart in them.

 

04 This week's ace photographer: Tristan Kallas. 

05 Audio boners and four other tech-induced afflictions we're dealing with this week.

06 We're not too keen on the word, but if Made In Chelsea's Lucy Watson wants to carry on taking 'belfies', that's fine by us.

07 These Breaking Bad posters that make us miss it all over again.

Breaking Bad poster

Breaking Bad poster

Breaking Bad poster

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08 Retro boner! The 10 sexiest women in the world in 2002.

09 Kei Meguro's amazing work that makes our Year 10 paper mache masks seem a bit shit.

10 Just when you thought you'd seen every awesome double backflip there was to see, here comes Utah superstar Ethen Godfrey-Roberts. 

Ethen Godfrey Roberts

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11 Why Alexandra Daddario is the best thing happening in the supremely awesome True Detective right now.

Alexandra Daddario

12 A penis surfboard? That will never work. Hang on...

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13 Why Kate Upton won the internet last week.

Kate Upton

14 This exclusive clip from Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa.

 

 

Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa is available to own digitally now, and on Blu-ray and DVD from 3 March.

15 These 5 insanely sexy reasons to pick up our latest issue.

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