Five lists by five famous people
Steve Jones' Top 5 celeb ads
01Johnny Rotten’s Country Life Butter
“‘I am an Anti-Christaaaah!’ Well he was, now he sells butter. I loved you Johnny, I loved you… what happened?”
02 Marco Pierre White’s Knorr Stock Cubes
“He ends the advert with the sign off ‘The best thing to happen to cooking since me’. That’s arrogance that would make Mohammed Ali blush!”
03 Benicio Del Toro’s Magnum
“Benicio, what are you doing? You were in The Usual Suspects! You allegedly had Scarlett Johansson in a lift! Now you’re in a lolly advert… saying that it’s better than Wolfman.”
04 Iggy Pop’s Swiftcover Insurance
“I wanna be your dog… and I wanna sell you car insurance at a reasonable and competitive price.”
05 Stephen Fry and Paul Merton’s Direct Line
“I know they are just the voices but it’s really no excuse. These men are better than this. I’d like to take a sledgehammer to that stupid red phone and mouse!”
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