Everything that’s wrong with LA Noire

Posted by , 29 June 2011

There is no reason to explore

There is no reason to explore

"Oh man I got tomato juice everywhere my wife is gonna kill me"

Bondi created a 90% faithful recreation of late 40’s LA, which is great and all, but then they forgot to give us a reason to go and look at it. 

They had a bash with some tacked-on street crime combats (we’ll get to those later) and, confusingly, randomly hidden cars all over the city. How does Phelps have access to those cars? Unless he’s just breaking and entering every time he uses one, it doesn’t make any sense. Which brings us neatly to our next point...

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