See that bit right at the beginning where the soldier bloke is walking towards the camera looking all pensive and brooding like he’s contemplating the futility of warfare or something? See that slightly blurry bloke behind him? Walking away from the purpley old Ford Mondeo? That’s us. It is, y’know. There we are, holding a gun without dropping it or accidentally shooting anyone, being all war-y and serious. Take that, Laurence Olivier.

If you want to see more of our thespian exploits (and let’s face it, who wouldn’t?), head to a cinema from June 3.

And buy a ticket to see Screwed, obviously – we’re not in every film.

And use the ticket to gain entry to the screening room.

And then use your eyes to watch the film.

THAT’S how you’ll see the film.

Y’see?

Screwed poster