We've heard of man crushes, but Thomas Turgoose's dedication to Maximo Park takes bromance to the next level.
The band's new video for Hips and Lips sees mega fan Turgoose getting cosy with the band in blow-up doll form (complete with masks of their actual faces) in one of the strangest fantasy scenarios we've ever seen. And we've seen Shaving Ryan's Privates.
Oh and did we mention that Turgoose's room is covered in posters of the band and that he gets a bit touchy-feely in the middle?
In stalker terms it's almost as bad as Rupert Grint's Ed Sheeran mancrush in the video for Lego House. But not quite.
We won't spoil the ending, but needless to say, Paul Smith ends up in a mighty precarious situation that may put their upcoming tour on hold...