This is a copy of the popular men’s magazine FHM, standing next to a stuffed squirrel.
Do you know how much a stuffed squirrel costs? About thirty quid.
Do you know how much a copy of FHM costs? Exactly £3.90.
Stuffed squirrels are great and all, but they don’t offer much in the way of hot girls, wallet-friendly holidays, impassioned discourse about racism in football, sex mistakes and how to fix them, and all the other great stuff you get in this month’s mag.
Can a stuffed squirrel, for example, offer you any of this?
WE DID A BLOKE TEST WITH MORGAN SPURLOCK
He drank scotch the entire time, told us why he loves Susan Boyle and explained why he's banned from Egypt…
WE FOUND THE TEN HOTTEST NEWBIE GIRLS IN MUSIC
Rita Ora... Charli XCX... Azealia Banks... Yasmin... Oh dear, we fear Morgan Spurlock might be disappointed.
WE SHOT A MONKEY CALLED ROSIE
Shot with a camera, not a gun, you sick fucks. She came in to test mugs. And by 'test' we mean hold in a hilariously human fashion, scream at and almost never urinate in.
A stuffed squirrel cannot offer you any of this, which is why you should buy a copy of the mag. (You should probably buy both, just make sure you get your priorities right.)
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