It's not just the cover we're absolutely bloody proud of this month. There's over 130 pages of drop dead amazingness that you need to lay your hands on right now.
Have yourself a look at just some of what's inside the mag this month:
WOULD WIFE: JESSICA LUCAS
She's spent her career fleeing from monsters, the undead and now Mount Vesuvius. Say hello to Jessica, the sexiest thing to ever happen to disaster movies.
THE RIVER MONSTER MAN
Jeremy Wade's fights with water-dwelling beasts turned humble fishing into an extreme sport, and Wade into an FHM Hero.
THE GIN UPRISING
How this spirit went from being your mother's ruin to the coolest booze in your cabinet.
Randy hens, naked butlers and marriage-day sex marathons: when it comes to tying the knot. Will you do it right?
HOLIDAY SURVIVAL GUIDE
We show you how to boss your summer holidays like a take-no-prisoner SAS man-machine. You'll never get ripped off by a cabbie again.
KEEP YOUR HAIR ON… FOREVER!
Is it actually possible to reverse the balding process? One FHMer goes under the knife to find out.
PACK LIKE A PRO
From waterproof phones to unmanned drones, we present everything you need to take you holiday to the next awesome level.
SUMMER'S NEW WAVE
Retro beach vibes are this summer's biggest look. We've buddied up with Britain's best surfer Ben Skinner to prove it.
Last but not least, treat yourself to 10 pages so hot that they'll probably melt right through your blistering yet appreciative hands. It's Miss Universe herself in her first FHM cover shoot.