The bank holiday may be over and Queenie may be nursing a monster hangover after her four day bender but never fear, dear readers, we'll give you something new to celebrate. Today the July issue of FHM hits the shelves and it's an amazeballs bonanzafest that will put you right back in the party mood.

Not only do we show you how to man up your cocktails with beer and how to survive a festival Royal Marine-style, we also reveal the must-buy trainer of 2012. Elsewhere in the mag we speak to some internet pirates, get naughty with some cougars and our mate John Torode serves up a mega-steak that will have you licking the page like a nutter.

But the triumphant return of FHM royalty Keeley Hazell has to be the piece de résistance. It may have taken four years but we knew that Keeley would one day return to grace our cover and play with our beach ball. Huzzah.