Richard Dunwoody is a two-time Grand National champion, and on a grey-looking day earlier this year we sent our Regulars Editor, Stuart Hood, to have a bucking bronco competition with him. In much the same way that there was never really any doubt that Barcelona would spank Arsenal in the Champions League quarter final, no one in the world expected FHM’s representative to do anything other than capitulate in various embarrassing and unfortunate ways. And that’s exactly what he did.

In other news, it’s the Grand National this weekend. CLICK HERE TO WATCH RICHARD DUNWOODY’S TIPS ON PICKING A WINNER.