In homage to TV's most legendary cartoon dimwits, we countdown our 10 ultimate quotes from Mike Judge's twisted masterpiece creation, Beavis and Butt-head...
10. “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole.” – Beavis
9. “Do you have T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my holio to get polio.” – Beavis as Cornholio
8. “Thinking sucks.” – Beavis “Work sucks, let’s go break something.” – Butt-head
7. “Hey Butt-head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance?” – Beavis
6. "Beavis, you monkeyspank." – Butthead “Shut-up fart knocker!!” – Beavis
5. “My list includes any girl with at least one boob.” – Butt-head “My list is like your list, but it also includes your MOM.” – Beavis
4. “Dammit Beavis, you just sent my boner to the ground.” – Butt-head
3. “If they, like, did this chart long enough, they would find out where herpes began.” – Beavis and Butt-head watching Jersey Shore, in which one of the girls is going over a chart of all the people she hooked-up with
2. “If you took an X-ray of your wiener would you see a bone?” – Beavis
1. “A bed shouldn’t have instructions. Except for, like, ‘Sleep.’” – Beavis, on Ikea
You can catch the all-new Beavis and Butt-head series on Monday nights on MTV UK.
Can’t wait that long? Here’s an exclusive clip of next week’s episode in the which the sniggering duo attempt to ape Morgan Spurlock's Supersize Me fast food chomping stunt in pursuit of fame and hot ladies.