Oh look, we have a trailer for you. Do a happy dance in your chair. Done? Right.
Presenting: Horrible Bosses.
This one is hella sweary. It’s got evil boss versions of Jamie Foxx (AKA Motherfucker Jones), Kevin Spacey and Colin Farrell. We’ve even got Jennifer Aniston as legitimately the best fictional sexual predator in the world (yeah; hot dogs, popsicles, bananas, sedatives, black lingerie. It’s all there baby!)
In a nutshell the plot is about well… three horrible bosses and the inventive ways that they drill their employees. A crazy plot is hatched to kill the bosses, except it becomes quite hard because the prospective killers are pretty bad at killing people. Pretty bloody terrible. We follow their crazy adventures as they attempt to arrange said murders.
Best line? (Delivered in screeching falsetto as fast as you can say it) “You’re a raper, you raped me, that’s a rape!!”
We have two bones to pick with the plot, though:
1. At what point does being molested by Jennifer Aniston ever count as a bad thing?
2. Wouldn’t it be easier to just get a new job with a bit less abuse?
Still, looks promising, yeah?
Horrible Bosses comes out in the UK on July 22
And we’ll be going to see it if only for Jennifer Aniston’s character. And the banana. The banana. THE BANANA.