If you were trying to catch a duck, one tactic would be to dress in a duck costume, and try to assimilate yourself into their badelynge. If you’re trying to lure a woman… well, actually, a duck costume might be just the ticket for that, too. Women LOVE ducks. But, if not, you could try a T-shirt with a woman on it.

Quack quack.

New Love Club T-shirt
New Love Club, £25

Savant T-shirt
Savant, £24.99

Beck & Hersey, £25

Savant, £24.99

Sin Star, £35