Remember those Citroën robot-car-transformer-things they were advertising a few years back? Well, apparently they’re still working on them (according to the unnecessarily gruff salesman in the showroom who escorted us from the premises as we howled about “false advertising”, at least), but now you can have the next best thing – some trainers that are also a car.
The DS3 Racing Shoe by Gio-Goi is the lovechild of a snazzy hookup between Citroën’s DS3 Racing – the turbo-charged supermini that looks like the Usain Bolt of bumblebees – and Gio-Goi – the brand we’re proud to wear but afraid to pronounce.
They’re orange and black, they’re £120, and they’re available exclusively at www.gio-goi.com/ds3racing
The Invisible Man had really fucked his ankle this time