Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a Valentine’s Day present that isn’t rubbish. This year, forget dashing to the train-station mini-mart prior to a romantic visit to your lady, and get your hands on some high-end fashion instead. What awaits you at Cocosa are massive sales of designer clothing, including jewellery and dresses. Which sounds ideal.

Laura Lee jewellery is going cheap from today until Wednesday, when it'll be Garrard's turn to dole out discounts on extravagance. And with phrases like ‘70% off’ being bandied around, can you afford to let this opportunity slide? We think not. Because let’s face it, whatever you get, she’ll pretend she likes it. Just because you tried.

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