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THIS HOODIE IS BLUE, APPARENTLY
According to the Topman website, this hoody is blue. Sure, there is some blue, but we reckon there’s a bit more to it than that. Saying this hoody is blue is a bit like saying America is all about bagels, Cheryl Cole is all about shampoo, or Ferrari is all about that £8 aftershave they churn out that your Rover-driving uncle asks for every Christmas.
THIS WALLET IS FAIRLY OUTRAGEOUS
Probably not one to lay on the desk in your monthly sales team agenda roundup meeting in Slough, but it is a cool shot (from Lodown Magazine), and it is plain inside, like a melancholic clown.
CONTRAST POCKETS ARE COOL
Duffer of St George, £20
FHM Fashion Director Will Barnes wears T-shirts featuring contrast pockets. It’s not because he used to have trouble finding his pockets; it’s because they’re cool. “They’re just naturally cool,” he says. No idea what that means, but we’re sure it’s cool.
HAPPY DAYS (WINTER IS OVER)
Winter is finally over, which means it’s time to uncover the yacht and start rocking boat shoes again.
Yeah, by ‘uncover the yacht’ we do of course mean ‘carry on waiting at the bus stop with that guy who smells like corned beef and bananas’.
THS CP S VRY NC
Brixton is so bloody badass it doesn’t even need vowels. In your face, Rachel Riley. Your lovely, charming, infinitely delightful face.