Along with our unrivalled ability to find our way home from anywhere at 4am and our knack for unearthing amazing videos of cats doing funny shit, we pride ourselves on our snappy dress sense.
Thus, once a week for the next four weeks, we’ll be bringing you the look of a stylish FHMer and telling you how you can replicate it.
In the bloody excellent competition at the bottom of the page, there's a chance to win £1,000, and you'll get a £20 Lacoste voucher GUARANTEED just for taking part.
First up, handsome facial-haired lothario Dan Masoliver:
"Of course I always stand like this"
Like chewing gum in your cat's fur and the narrative of Hollyoaks, check shirts ain't going anywhere. This classic fit western check shirt from Topman can be worn buttoned-up and smart, or undone over a T-shirt for a more casual look.
SLIM FIT JEANS
Lacoste L!VE, £115
If you've got slim legs like Dan, don't make the mistake of thinking baggy jeans will make them look bigger. On the contrary, your legs will look like carrots sheathed in bin liners - NOT a good look.
These ultra-slim fit jeans keep everything in proportion and look good turned up or left down. They've also got five - yes, FIVE - pockets, which is good for... y'know, carrying stuff around without using your hands.
Not to be confused with the infinitely more scrumptious dessert boots, these stylish and robust beauties will laugh in the face of whatever this winter can throw at them. They look great with jeans or chinos and can be dressed up or down depending on the occasion.
ARE YOU SOMEONE WHO LIKES HAVING £1,000?
Click here and upload an image showing how you wear your Lacoste. You'll automatically receive a £20 Lacoste voucher and be entered into a draw to win £1,000 cash. If you win, it'd probably be polite to slip us at least £20. Just sayin'.