Shaquille O'Neal has just broken the internet, with his LinkedIn profile being dubbed one of the greatest online CVs ever written. And, whilst we do agree that it's pretty funny, we can't help but think that, had it been anybody else's CV and not that of a basketball legend, you'd be stuck on the job hunt for all eternity.

For starters, he's managed to spell his own name wrong.

Secondly, whilst his experience is no doubt impressive, it's a little bit boastful and doesn't really explain his actual skills as a worker, not to mention the grammatical errors...

We asked employment specialist Clare Whitmell, who has been telling people how to get hired fo 20 years, how to do it properly.

Don't send off another CV until you've hovered over the interactive image below and read her advice.

 

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