If, like us, you unleashed your legs in shorts last weekend and the reflection from your pallid, scrawny pins had people shielding the eyes of small children, then these trainers will provide the perfect distraction.
JD Sports have released these vintage-inspired Nike Blazers in a range of dazzling summer colours that 'pop' so hard they can be seen from space.
The Blazer started life way back in the '70s as a basketball boot but now it's the perfect shoe for a spot of daytime drinking in the park.
So if you're going to splash your cash on anything this week, make sure it's on these classic creps.
Nike Blazer Vintage Hi-tops, £67, available now at JD Sports.