Crap jokes aside, get yourself a piece of footwear history with these retro men's Puma Suede trainers.
Puma JD Suede grey
Originally released as a basketball trainer back in 1968, these iconic Puma shoes have since become one of the best loved designs around the world.
Puma Burgundy
There's eight different colours to choose from and they cost between £50-55, dependant on colourway. Get them online at JD Sports and don't let anybody step on them. Or Elvis will mess their shit up!

Elvis Presley