You missed all the games, you don't know who won and you'll probably never get round to buying the DVD of the 99 goals that were scored in this year's African Cup of Nations.  But any footy fashionista's collection of pub shoes will be criminally lacking in pedigree without a pair of these celebratory shoes. Available in four colours, loosely representative of the most revered nations. Or you could always mix 'n' match for real dorkish flamboyance.