There’s a lot of bruised buttocks in the FHM office today, thanks to four days of falling down mountains at Austria’s Snowbombing 2014 with the guys at Superdry. Was it worth the pain? Too right it was. Here’s what we learned…

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Snowboarding dudes love being naked in the mountains. Especially this guy, who is about to show thousands of people how small his trouser trumpet and drums can get…


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When they finally put some clothes on, they look like this.  


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We can now tick ‘crowd surf in an igloo while listening to legendary DJ Carl Cox’ off our bucket list.



Swearing in German really upsets Austrian taxi drivers. Screaming ‘Scheisse!” as they go around a corner at 60mph next to a sheer drop down a cliff will make them tell you to shut up angrily as you cling on for dear life. 


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When The Prodigy demand a load of Moet champagne to be taxi’d up a valley to arrive at their hotel room in the early hours of the morning, they get it. 

Travelling on the Superdry private jet made us feel like Lil Wayne.


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Snowboarding girls look a lot better in helmets than we do. 


Snowbombing 2014
In fact, they look a lot better than we do in anything. 


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Snow in Mayrhofen, where Snowbombing takes place, is created by mad scientists and melts at 12 degrees. It means it’s a perfect place to pick up a cheap, back-end of the season week on your snowboard.


B-Traits
Radio 1’s B.Traits is the prettiest lady to ever grace the airwaves. What’s more, she’s freaking awesome on a pair of skis.

 

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Any beer looks amazing when you mix it with views like this.

Words by Chris Sayer.