Worried your facial hair makes you look like ‘Weird Terry’ who hangs around your local library? Well worry no more with our guide to getting the perfect beard for your bonce.

STAGE 1: PREP
You’ll need your face, a mirror and a rubber. If you haven't been rubbing things out lately, you can substitute this for a lip balm, your girlfriend’s lipstick or a permanent marker.

STAGE 2: ACTION

Slick your hair back and stand admiring your beautiful face in the mirror. Now trace the outline of your face onto the mirror with your rubber or marker.

STAGE 3: CROSS-REFERENCE

Now, take a step back and look. What shape is drawn in the mirror? Have a look at our handy chart and compare, contrast and discover your dream beard. 

*Hover over the famous face for more info and the beard below for what to do*

01 The Square (Gary Barlow)

02 The Round (Kanye West)

03 The Diamond (Robert Pattinson)

04 The Triangle (Ryan Gosling) 

05 The Oval (Tinie Tempah)

Illustrations by Robbie's Brownshoes