How to get more sex, by Russell Brand, Jack Nicholson and erm... Johnny Vegas

Posted by , 18 January 2011

Jack Nicholson

Jack Nicholson

REMEMBER THAT WOMEN ARE LESS SELF-CONSCIOUS THAN MEN

Go to a group of adolescents and say, “Let’s all go over here and get naked.” All the girls toss off their clothes, delighted. At least 90%. But the same percentage of men are appalled. Whether it’s the competitive penis thing or fear of castration or some other phenomenon, it’s there.

DON’T WORRY THAT YOUR SHAGGING DAYS WILL BE SHORT-LIVED

Let’s just say that my libido will always exceed my possibilities. As a friend always says to me, “One day I’ll come over and ask you how things are going and you’ll say, “The nerve is dead.” Believe me, the nerve is not dead.

BUT ACCEPT THAT SEX ISN’T THE BE-ALL AND END-ALL

I think you’re compelled to keep going until you stop breathing, even though you have less energy for it and won’t go through the same machinations. I’m not as sexually active as I was, and it doesn’t have anything to do with a decrease in my libido. It has to do with the criteria to fulfil it. I can’t go through a lot of bullshit. Before, you could hurl the kitchen sink at me and I’d keep on smiling until I got where I thought I wanted to get.

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