How to get more sex, by Russell Brand, Jack Nicholson and erm... Johnny Vegas

Posted by , 18 January 2011

Kid Rock

Kid Rock

JOIN A BAND

The girls go with the record sales. You know, when your record sells 50,000 or 60,000 copies, you’re hooking up with ‘bigger’ women in, like, Southern Ohio. Then ten million, 15 million… when the sales go up, the girls get prettier.

GO TO AMERICA

Europeans don’t seem to have the groupie mentality. In America, there are nude girls in the audience at every show. It’s pretty weird; there are girls who’d do absolutely everything just to get a bakstage pass. I don’t know what it is, but really, when you’re on national TV in America the girls love you. They all want you and I’m not complaining.

NEVER SETTLE DOWN

If you look at all the girls out there – wow! I don’t carry sand with me when I go to the beach.

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