How to get more sex, by Russell Brand, Jack Nicholson and erm... Johnny Vegas

Posted by , 18 January 2011

Quentin Tarantino

Quentin Tarantino

KEEP IT POSITIVE

I never felt any girl was unattainable, as long as she got to know me. But when you spend your time renting videos, it’s hard to meet girls. When I was at the video store, my only dates were with customers.

CHANGE IS AS GOOD AS A REST

The minute I started working at places where I had more natural contact with women, it became a whole different story. I felt like Elvis when I was meeting girls on the film festival circuit. With Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction it went off the hook. There was a lot of making up for lost time.

BEING A CELEBRITY HELPS

I can go by myself into a bar I’ve never been in before, and in no time I’ll have a couple of girls around me. If I go into a strip club now and play my cards right, I can take one of the strippers home.

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