10 things you never knew girls find sexy

Posted by , 20 January 2014

10 more things you never knew girls find sexy

10 more things you never knew girls find sexy

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    10 more things you never knew girls find sexy

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    10 more things you never knew girls find sexy

Baldness? Forearm flashing? That's right. If you caught last week's 10 Things You Never Knew Girls Find Sexy, your eyes will have most definitely been opened. Well, prepare to lose the function of your eyelids forever, because here are 10 more...

01 Freaky feet

Your feet. Her feet. Get things right down there and it can bring a world of joy.

"Shoes make me horny," says Emily. "I always look at the guy's shoes first, and I love Converse. But I don't want a guy to come near my feet. Ever." GoTN agrees, sort of. "I'm not into feet, but I love the idea of a guy who is so into them that he just wants to touch them and lick them. People with fetishes are super-horny."

Daniel has his own word of advice. "If a girl wants to do anything in the bedroom, you fucking do it - sucking her feet, anything. If a girl's into anything remotely kinky, don't you dare be the prick that makes her feel weird about herself."

02 Your sweaty T-shirt

"Every guy has a certain smell, a certain taste," says GoTN. "And there's something very sexy and animalistic about a T-shirt that someone has sweated in."

03 Whisky breath

Fancy one for the road, but worried she'll be put off? Don't be.

"I love guys who taste like whisky," says GoTN. "It's a kind of old-school cigarettes and jazz vibe. It just does stuff to me."

Emily adds: "It's the Don Draper from Mad Men thing.

04 Watching porn

One third of all internet usage is for porn – and it's not just being watched by you.

"Porn is a good way for us to vicariously experience our fantasies," says Emily. "Plus we get to look at naked men."

GoTN is on board too. "Porn is brilliant. I'm a big fan of the home-made stuff. You can really feel the enthusiasm."

So how can you persuade a woman to watch it with you? Grow a pair, says Daniel. "With anything you're into, be honest. If your partner laughs at you for anything… well, there's 3.5 billion people who are the opposite gender to you, so don't be tied down to the one that's a bit of a dick."

05 Sexy chat

Women are auditory beings, meaning that hearing what you want to do to them in bed will make them want to do it. Simple. Or it should be.

"I don't like talking dirty in bed myself," says GoTN. "I don't want to have a conversation. Ideally, I want him to keep a constant monologue of lusty sex chat, telling me exactly what he wants to do, while I listen."

Like many men, Daniel is on the other side of the fence. "I love it if a girl says, 'I want to do this to you,' but I don't want to contribute. You're the girl, the sexy one. What am I going to say? I can't wait to disappoint you? As a woman, you should know you're irresistible because we literally have a compass there telling you how well you're doing."

06 Digital interaction

If you want to send her some filth, be our guest, but choose your method wisely.

"I hate sex texts. How much hotness can you really get in there?" says GoTN. "It's the pressure of the constant beeping of your phone, and having your phone in one hand isn't exactly conducive to masturbating. If someone wants to write me a long email with a lot of description though, that's really hot. It means I can read it in my own time."

"Guys are really into sending un-asked for shots of their penises," adds Emily. "No! What are you doing?"

07 Being Jamie Oliver

"When a man can cook, that is totally sexy," says Emily. "It's possibly because I'm lost in the kitchen, but watching a man who knows what he's doing is hot."

08 Playing dress-ups

They might get more sex in one episode of Game Of Thrones than you do in a lifetime, but that doesn't mean she wants you to come over all Jon Snow.

"Things like that don't do it for me," says Emily. "Give me a vampire anytime! I love the dark and wearing red lipstick."

GoTN has a less idealistic fantasy. "It has to connect with reality for me. If he gets hot at the idea of 'saving' me, it could work. Walking home, and he's a kind stranger who offers me a lift then makes passionate love to me in the kitchen while I'm making him a 'thank you' hot chocolate."

09 Being filmed

A lot of girls love being on camera, but safety is key. "I've been filmed once – the video itself was deeply hot, and watching it after with the guy was amazingly sexy," says GoTN. "But I have no idea where it is now, and although I'm sure the man would never have deliberately distributed it, the worry is still there."

10 Group sex

"The night I had a threesome with two guys was the best night of my life," says GoTN. "I've also had them with another girl. Two of the girls I slept with were super-curvy, and it was amazing because I'm not at all, so I was like, "Everything about you is squishy – it's brilliant."

GoTN isn't the only threesome fan. "I've never had the wrong type of threesome," says Daniel. "One of my bloke mates loves them and has tried to get me into them, but I said, "I don't ever want to have an orgasm near you.' Two girls having sex with you is every guy's fantasy. I've only had one, and it was two lesbians who approached me and said they wanted to use me as a sex toy. That was sheer luck – never, ever turn one down as it may be your one and only chance."

Interviews: Helen Bownass

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