Great news. Your summer getaway is so close that you can almost taste the sun cream and Jägerbombs.

But while you’re away, do the same rules apply to cheating as at home? Is a dry hump in your hotel room bad form if you’re in a relationship? Do sexy Snapchats to the hottie on the other side of the pool make you a filthy cheat? Is oral sex more unfaithful than bum sex?

Fill out FHM’s Dirty Cheat census below, letting us know what’s totally acceptable and totally not when you’re getting loose abroad, and check the results in our next issue…

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