Buttplugs and parma violet cakes: how to win at Valentine's Day (according to Manchester)

Posted by , 13 February 2014



Peter, 21, barman
“I sacked off a Valentine’s meal with a girl I was seeing so that I could go out with another girl instead. It was going pretty well, until the girl I was seeing turned up at the same place that I was on the secret date. It was pretty bad, and that sort of nailed the coffin shut.”

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