How to get your girlfriend to give you a blowjob

Posted by , 10 August 2011

Don't be an arsehole

Don't be an arsehole

There is absolutely no way a woman will feel inclined to put her sweet cheeks around your sausage if you refuse to kiss her afterwards. You are not a pimp and your penis is not irresistible to the chicks. She will simply cease to give you head ever again if you make her feel dirty for doing it. If you’re so worried about the taste of your penis then spare a thought for the woman on the end of it and get back in the shower.

Equally, if you find the words “nosh me off” or “giz us a blozza” creeping into your vocabulary then not only are you barking up the wrong tree - you are in the wrong forest.

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