The 5 best places to have sex — an FHM guide

Posted by , 07 September 2011

In a hotel

In a hotel

Pros: Sex... croissants... SEX CROISSANTS - that’s what staying in a hotel is all about. Languishing there all day and rolling around on the fluffy white bed sheets you’ll never have to wash. Unless of course you're staying in a purple plastic box the wrong side of the M25 where you can expect to luxuriate in the three-quarter double bed feasting solely on malted milks safe in the knowledge that thousands of sweaty businessmen have made those bedsheets crustier than something Tony Robinson would get excited about on Time Team

Cons: You may think ‘do not disturb’ means don’t come in. It really doesn’t, so unless you find the element of jeopardy in the hoover in the hallway then you have to get most of the sex out of the way before 10am. Whatever you do, don't let the thought that hundreds of other men have ejaculated in your bed creep into your mind.

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