The 5 best places to have sex — an FHM guide

Posted by , 07 September 2011

In a tent

In a tent

Pros: Sex in a tent can be a right hoot. You’re having the time of your life at a festival, you’re all high on cider and overpriced laughing gas and you giggle back to the campsite in your Red Indian head dress with free love on your mind. Sex in a cosy tent when it’s pissing it down can also be a really fun way to see out the storm and stay dry. It’s also pretty comfortable to execute if you can avoid being fallen on by a drunken reveler.

Cons: Having sex may feel like you’re in a bedroom but YOU ARE NOT IN A BEDROOM. The only thing that separates you is a wisp of canvas that is by no stretch of the imagination soundproof. What we learned the hard way is that someone will happily conduct a conversation about their bowels with you when you are mid-coital mere inches away from your face. Then again, if you find all that exciting, sex in a tent is right up your street.

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