How to get your girlfriend to give you a blowjob

Posted by , 12 August 2011

Keep it trim

Keep it trim

You don’t want your penis to resemble Oscar the Grouch on a bad hair day so keep your pubes under control. She doesn’t want to be lifting your pubic love curtain to reveal your penis.

Equally, a completely shaved crotch is utterly terrifying to women. No matter what your size, you’re not fooling anyone. ‘It’s just cleaner’ is not why you went at yourself with the Ladyshave, it’s because you mistakenly think it makes you look hung. It doesn't, it makes you look infantile.

Long and straggly just isn’t nice. We recommend trimming over shaving as shaving can leave bumpy razor burn, which itches like a bitch. Get a good pair of clippers and carefully trim the area when it’s dry.

 

 

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