Bleach blond mullet, glowing perma-tan and thick ginger 'tache – no, not all of us have been blessed with the raw sex-magnetism of Keith Lemon.

But when it comes to wooing the ladies, there are lessons to be learned from Keith, and lucky for us he’s been kind enough to record this short guide to pulling, exclusively for FHM.

We can’t guarantee that his advice will get you laid, but if you can’t trust a crass, brash and sex-crazed Yorkshireman, then by god we don’t know who to believe anymore.

To read FHM’s interview with Mr Lemon, and to see what happened when Keith met Kelly Brook, grab a copy of this month’s FHM, out now!