Buttplugs and parma violet cakes: how to win at Valentine's Day (according to Manchester)

Posted by , 13 February 2014

LOSING YOUR CREDIT CARD

LOSING YOUR CREDIT CARD

Craig, 26, barman
“I’d been in a relationship for about four months, and wanted to go out for a big Valentine’s meal with my girlfriend. I went out for a few chilled beers with a mate in the day, and then met her in the evening. It went really well, until I realised at the end of the meal that I’d left my credit card in the pub. She had to pay.”

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