How to get your girlfriend to give you a blowjob

Posted by , 12 August 2011

Mind your manners

Mind your manners

Remember the time you overheard your girlfriend’s mates casually comparing dicks over a bottle of Pinot Grigio? Mentally register that feeling of panic and apply that to the ladies.

NEVER trash talk women in her company. For girls, there is nothing quite as crushing as having techniques you bravely tried being slammed by a bunch of rowdy blokes, so keep her away from these conversations. Even if it’s your mate telling the stories, your girlfriend will assume you agree by association and be totally put off the whole idea. You do not want this.

The best way to guarantee yourself a really good quality blow job is encouragement. Either during or after the event say things like, “I love it when you xxx" or “xxx feels so good” to point her in the right direction. She is sure to have read enough women’s mags to know what this means.

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