The 5 best places to have sex — an FHM guide

Posted by , 07 September 2011

On the beach

On the beach

Pros: As if holidays weren’t good enough, having sex on the beach is a sure fire way to feel like the smuggest twat in the world. You are King of the Sex, you are P. Diddy in Miami. Okay, so you're on a package holiday in Benidorm and you're humming this song, but the sound of the sea on a warm night is just enough cheese to be romantic and the element of danger in open-air sex makes it exhilarating.

Cons: Sand and genitals is not a cracking cocktail, so be careful of the friction factor. That may sound like a Simon Cowell game show, but take note it can really hurt. If there is one to hand, try locating a deck chair or a grassy bit so you’re not all chafe and no status. And for God’s sake don’t copulate on a turtle rescue patch of beach - you’ll never be forgiven.

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