Buttplugs and parma violet cakes: how to win at Valentine's Day (according to Manchester)

Posted by , 13 February 2014



Natasha, 19, student
“Someone baked me a Parma Violet cake for Valentine’s Day once. I hate Parma Violets. They’re my least-favourite sweet. I didn’t take it personally, but you should do a bit of research before making a move like that. I still speak to the person who gave it to me, but we’re not together.” 

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