How to get your girlfriend to give you a blowjob

Posted by , 12 August 2011

Polish your helmet

Polish your helmet

We’ve heard some smegma-themed horror stories and it is simply unacceptable. You know how to clean it, so keep it that way. To expect a lovely lady to want to put her face all up on you when you’re not fresh as a daisy is asking too much.

If washing your little fella causes it to get irritated then treat him to a soap free bodywash and problem sovled. Remember, no soldier ever went to war covered in cheese.

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