You all know the score: sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner. Don't be silly, wrap your willy. Cover your stump before you hump.

As well as keeping your pecker wart-free, condoms can also help you have ever greater sex. And great sex can move you. (And, more importantly, her.)

But which condom is right for you? FHM have laid out a spermicide smörgåsbord for you to select from...

 

Durex Intimate Feel

Durex Elite

Durex's best-selling condom is ultra-thin and extra-lubricated. A stone-cold classic.
£3.29 for three

 

Skins Black Choc

Durex black choc
Black and chocolate-flavoured. If you get nibbled upon, don't come crying to us.
£2.99 for four

 

Durex Tingle Me

Durex Tingle
Coated in a tingly, minty lubricant to give your intercourse a zingy, Polo-scented twist. Not for sensitive skin.
£3.14 for three

 

EXS Glow In The Dark

EXS Glow
Transform your boring old erection into an exciting, lusty lightsaber with this luminous champ.
£3.99 for three

 

Durex Pleasure Me

Durex Pleasuremax
Ribbed 'n' dotted, to give both of you (or all three of you, if you've hit the sexy jackpot) a saucy thrill.
£3.29 for three

 

Pasante Trim

Pasante trim
A trimmer condom for the slimmer manhood. Don't be shy - we can't all be donkey-penised porn stars.
£2.99 for three

 

Pasante Large

Pasante Large
A wider condom for the more jumbo-genitaled gentleman. Say goodbye to blue-penis agony.
£2.99 for three

 

Durex Extra Safe

Durex Extra Safe
Planning some vigorous, no-holes-barred sex? Get armoured up.
£2.85 for three

 

EXS Black Fantasy

EXS black fantasy
Pretend your penis is a naughty policeman's sexy truncheon with this pitch-black weiner-jacket.
£3.99 for six

 

Durex Ultra Thin


The Bugatti Veyron of johnnies. Thin, light and ultra-sensitive (but it still works).
£9.99 for 12.