Buttplugs and parma violet cakes: how to win at Valentine's Day (according to Manchester)

Posted by , 13 February 2014

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Luke, 29, barman
“I bought my girlfriend a card, flowers, chocolates and a buttplug for Valentine’s one year.  She didn’t like it much and the day was perhaps a bit ruined. She wanted some Chanel earrings. I don’t think we ever used the buttplug. When we moved out of our flat, we left it behind and our landlady found it in a drawer.”
 

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