Buttplugs and parma violet cakes: how to win at Valentine's Day (according to Manchester)

Posted by , 13 February 2014



Lucy, 22, student
“My ex bought me a Tiffany bracelet that cost him £120, and I got him a toy monkey that cost me three quid. I felt a bit guilty for a while and the day was a bit weird after that. We don’t speak now.”


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