If you’re single, human, and up for a laugh, WE WANT YOU.

We want to send you on a lovely free date and then have you tell us all about it.

We need boys AND girls, so don’t be shy, drop us a line at rob.mcgarr@fhm.com with:

— Your name
— Your age
— Where you’re from
— A picture (it doesn’t have to be anything flash)
— Why we should pick you
— A few words on your favourite cartoon character of all time

We’ll pair two of you up and send you on a lovely free date somewhere. All you have to do is tell us about it afterwards.

It's simple, and it could lead to LOVE. Or at least help stave off the depressing onset of loneliness for a little while longer.