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Grub Smith's 'Travels With My Penis' No. 16
How the humiliating defeat of a sporting legend ends with our sexual entrepreneur peeing on a porn star. I’m not like Édith Piaf. No. Me, I regret...
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Down on bended knee for 'The Sir Galahad'
The Skill: ‘Hitting it from the back’ is all well and good – but constantly opting for the classic doggy style can get a bit dull. Liven things up with...
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She's useless in bed. How do I break it to her?
Dear Angels, If a girl is crap in bed – and I don’t want a catty “maybe it’s you who’s crap!” answer – how do you ramp things up a bit without...
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A river refuge in south-west London
The Bingham: Weekends away are all well and good, but it’s hard to find a venue that is suitable for both of you. Somewhere in the middle of nowhere...
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Grub Smith’s ‘Travels With My Penis’ No. 15
Drunk, half-asleep and horny, our sexual explorer finds a peeping Tom moment too much to resist. This month I want to tell you about a shameful...
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Kirsty Gallacher: What women really want
On first dates We may look confident, but it’s a front. We’re horrendously insecure, so you need to take control. Be cool, laid-back, make us...
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Grub Smith’s ‘Travels With My Penis’ No. 14
Our sex-charged scribe recalls the heady time when a Page 3 girl succumbed to his worldly charms. I’ve only ever slept with one famous person...
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Hollyoaks' Jen Metcalfe and Zoe Lister on dating
The Hollyoaks women are so hot, but so damn unreachable. To figure out what it takes to date them – hell, someone must be waking up next...
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Should I confess to my old hooker habit?
Dear Angels, I was watching TV last night when something came on about prostitution. My girlfriend asked if I’d ever slept with a hooker...
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'Hammering The Nail' - be a driller-thriller
The Skill: Just bonking away with you on top – going like the clappers with her legs wrapped round your face – can make you feel a bit like...
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Gatwick's spa-hotel is a runway success
The Felbridge Hotel: When planning a weekend away, East Grinstead might be somewhere around Croydon and Hull on your list of preferred...
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Your strengh, her technique - 'The Butterfly' wins
The Skill: First off, this is one that involves a fair degree of upper body strength, so is best not attempted if you’re a terminal weed...