Sex & Relationships — How to Please a Woman

  • Long-distance sex: a really good guide
    Long-distance sex: a really good guide

    In a world getting busier still, there are times when you need to have your baby close - but she's so far away. Technology can assist, but...

  • Facebook Profile Sex Signals
    Facebook Profile Sex Signals

    Standing up on the bus? Sex signals. Pumping iron at the gym? Sex signals. Hunched over your laptop with the blinds drawn at 10am eating cold curry...

  • Talk your missus into lingerie
    Talk your missus into lingerie

    Back in caveman days, if a woman was fully naked she was someone else's property, says couples expert Simone Bienne. By wearing...

  • The coward's guide to getting dumped
    The coward's guide to getting dumped

    ’s really obvious but if a man ignores the little things you say then it probably means he’s not listening most of the time,” the ladies of Grazia magazine...

  • Sex myths busted. In a good way
    Sex myths busted. In a good way

    Annoyingly for Skoda, Daewoo etc, the age-old adage is true. Want to get them wet? Get a ’Vette. Or indeed, any pedigree car...

  • WAGs in the 60s: an investigation
    WAGs in the 60s: an investigation

    Although the only time the term ‘WAG’ was used before 2006 was by people talking about happy dogs, by the time that year’s World Cup...

  • Kama Sutra Sex Positions
    Kama Sutra Sex Positions

    Forget all that ancient Sanskrit Kama Sutra stuff – it’s clearly several thousand years out of date. Sex, and the ever growing list of sex positions...

  • 15 things no man wants to hear
    15 things no man wants to hear

    Already £300 in the hole, at the top of the bouncer’s ‘keep an eye on him’ list, you’re on the floor of a Continental strip club begging the Brazilian...

  • 11 tips to get any woman you want!
    11 tips to get any woman you want!

    Richard La Ruina, author of The Natural Art Of Seduction and CEO of PUA Training, teaches you how to get any woman you want...

  • Grub Smith 'Travels with my penis'. No. 22
    Grub Smith 'Travels with my penis'. No. 22

    Rejection from a paedophile and a joyless tryst with a hooker leaves our sexual sage feeling philosophical. I lost my virginity at the age of 20...

  • Grub Smith's 'Travels with my penis' No.20
    Grub Smith's 'Travels with my penis' No.20

    When gifted with a threesome, could our sexual kamikaze really have cause for pause? Even though I quite enjoyed my time at school, I have no...

  • Grub Smith's 'Travels With My Penis' No. 19
    Grub Smith's 'Travels With My Penis' No. 19

    Our sex-crazed scribbler recalls how maniacal hillbilly pig hunters cause him to actually refuse sex. Hanging above the desk where I am writing...

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Relationship and sex advice from the FHM team. How to please your woman, talk to girls, have great relationships and be a Ron Jeremy in the bedroom.