Take this advice and you have no excuses to fail again, ever
Totally smashing it like you know you should, every month
Our angels are here to help. If your fella’s floppy, listen
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Riding it like the last boat to America, every damn month
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Our sex investigator pays for doing a pal’s girlfriend
A famous actress gives our Casanova(ish) her pants
A drunk teenager says that sex is on the cards
A need to please his dead dad led to a classic climax
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