The nine greatest moments in Ashes history

Posted by , 08 July 2009

Shane Warne makes an appalling advert

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When? Sometime after Shane Warne became widely accepted as the greatest spin bowler, cricketer, eater of pies and wearer of fake hair of all time.

Where? In a pub, somewhere Shane Warne is rumoured to have enjoyed spending a lot of time. But then, don’t we all? Yes we do. Well done Shane.

What happened? Shane Warne went bald, and then he grew hair again. But he didn’t do it alone, oh no. He used the Advanced Hair Studio, without which he’d look like a new cricket ball. His words. He says that. He literally says that all men who go bald and don’t go to the Advanced Hair Studio to sort their ugly selves out will end up with shiny, red and round heads with strips of neat stitching wrapped around them. Come on Shane. It’s best you get back to Walkabout.

See also:
Gallery of the Absurd. Farrah Fawcett in an advert.

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