How to organise a killer stag do – an FHM guide

Posted by , 12 October 2011

Strippers – what if some people want flesh?

Strippers – what if some people want flesh?

If you want to eat delicious ham, you go to the butchers. You don’t take a pig out with you for the night and sporadically slice off a little porky slither to enjoy.

By the same token, if you want to see strippers, go to a strip club.

Don’t book one to turn up at some point during the night. Think about it: you’re going to be a in a bar you’ve never been to before and, even if they do agree to the strip show, it’s going to be a thunderously awkward affair, marking you out as a bunch of sad bastards to any women the single men amongst you may be hoping to impress.

But what do you do if some members of the stag trip are harping on about going to a strip club? Just do the sensible thing and undertake a bit of research beforehand, checking the dress code, whether you need to be members and whether you're likely to be held captive by a small army of heavily armed goons, forcing you to buy the girls "Champagne" at 1,000 Euros a pop. In fact, the thought of that happening may just put even the most lechy ones off a bit.

 

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