10 ways to burglar-proof your property

Posted by , 07 April 2009

Grow some flowers

Grow some flowers

While barbed wire is illegal, there’s no law against nature’s own defensive accessories. Plant some rose bushes beneath a trellis and you’ll have a sturdy barrier within a year. The floral aroma might help convince your girlfriend that you’re not a “hollow, emotionless prick”, too.

Michael says: “It’s always a good suggestion to put trellises up, ideally with thorny roses hanging off. The modern burglar hates his designer clothes getting ripped. They can get DNA off of it, and he doesn’t want to be cut either, so putting thorn bushes up on rear walls is a fantastic idea.”

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