Rooney makes Vinnie Jones look like De Niro

Speaking of Vinnie Jones, we haven't seen much of him lately. What's he been up to? Oh, right, yeah, making an alarm call iPhone app. OBVZ....

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A new low for football: diving referees

What next, linesmen feigning injury? Mascots failing drug tests? Jose Mourinho buying one of his trademark wool coats from Matalan and pretending...

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We fight away the Mondays one fail at a time

Are you in a bad mood? We’re in a bad mood. Mondays are rubbish. Once again we failed to achieve anything remotely boast-worthy...

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Mario Balotelli is up to his old tricks again

Manchester City’s mercurial front man tries a cheeky finish in a preseason friendly. It doesn’t quite go to plan. Manager Roberto Mancini takes it pretty well…

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Is Danny Dyer a real person? All signs point to NO

'Danny Dyer' and 'Opera House' - two terms you wouldn't expect to hear together, unless tagged on opposite ends of 'has never...

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Training bib 1 – 0 Mario Balotelli

‘Super Mario’ had better hope Mancini isn’t perusing FHM.com this morning, because if it’s stupid things on behalf of Master Balotelli you’re...

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Football bully gets his comeuppance

Ronaldinho might be a bit unfit, lazy and undisciplined, but he still pretty much rocks at football. If we were short of a man for 5-a-side...

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"I fancy a bit of that ass" faceplant

Inner monologue with this dude: "Wow, look at those hot girls being all brazen and sexy. I definitely want to get involved in that. I'm all drunk and horny...

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Boozy beach bum struggles with shorts for t-shirt

Somehow, much to the amusement of onlookers, this guy has managed to confuse his shorts with his t-shirt. He's not one to give in easily...

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Lin Yu Chun duets with William Shatner. WTF?

Taiwanese singing sensation in bizarre musical union

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Did Cristiano Ronaldo just sling an elbow?

Malaga player Patrick Mtiliga’s nose reckons he did

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Work it, little man. Work it!

15 minutes of fame for another hip-swinging freakshow

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La Roux vs Tinchy Stryder. It is ON!

The scent of beef is in the air and look who's cookin' it

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Kanye West is public enemy No.1

Obama calls out Kanye's shady behaviour at the VMA's

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Meet the fastest competitive eater in the world

And yes indeed, he is American

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Kate Moss gets an earful from Dizzee Rascal

The model and the rapper clash at the GQ Awards

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Charlize Theron cracks up with Zach Galifianakis

His latest - awesome - Two Ferns show has arrived

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All kinds of wrong, but the man can play bass

Manga-loving transvestite slaps bass, drinks milk and, quite frankly, scares us

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Things we wish had never happened: part one

Take That covering Nirvana: it’s what Kurt would have wanted

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Bongo flick mentalist loses her phone...

Porn star Tanner Mayes goes all Christian Bale

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Card towers want to be destroyed!

...and this guy decided he's the man for the job

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Harry Potter's real-life stand-in

When Voldemort comes who will save us all?

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Coldplay: the truth behind Chris Martin’s lies

The curly-haired Bono wannabe is off key and crap

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Hulk Hogan trades self-esteem for cold hard cash

And doesn't he mention Thursday twice in this ad? Doofus

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Jay Z does Wonderwall at Glastonbury

At Glastonbury 2008 the main talking point was how the rock festival would react to their first hip-hop headliner - particularly after Noel Gallagher had dissed the rapper's very presence. Ever the showman, Jay-Z came onto Wonderwall: he may have sung it appallingly, but the stage was set for one of Glasto's best ever shows.

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Carter USM beat up Philip Schofield

No matter that Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine were singing about fags and silly cows at the Smash Hits Poll Winners Party, (what the hell where they doing there anyway?) they rounded off a spectacularly mismatched performance by attacking Philip Schofield when he took the piss.

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Vinnie Jones gets a beatdown on live CCTV

A long line of prematurely retired footballers from the 80s rejoice…

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50 Cent bottled off at Reading

Hip hop stars are familiar with huge props when they play live, so the reception 50 Cent and G-Unit received at Reading in 2004 was probably something of a formative experience. The amazing thing is that they keep going through the hail of bottles.

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Nutter Tattoos Cooked Breakfast On His Head!

The English cooked breakfast is a holy institution. Indeed, there has never been a hangover so monstrous that it could not be defeated by a pan-full of traditional greasy fodder. Fact. Which is possibly why FHM reader Dave Gilby decided to get an inky etching of one done on his bonce. And, handily, the crazy fool invited us along to watch

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